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If surprising your friends is what you're aiming for this Christmas🎄🎅, then look no further, this handmade decoration is the ideal gift to prank everybody!😍All they have to do is slide it down and a penis will appear!
The will make an excellent gag gift for Christmas🎄🎅. You can either offer them as funny keychains, ornaments, car hangers or as stocking stuffers in general.
🎄🎅All items are carved, Hand painted and packed with care in my workshop.🎄🎅
- Size: 3.94 inches (10 cm)
- Weight: 1.41oz (40g)
- Materials: wood, acrylic paint, good mood
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Tips: Handmade props have slight differences, the actual object shall prevail. Due to different measurement methods, there will be a measurement error of 1-3CM, if you are not clear, please contact our online customer service. Hope you can understand!
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